Friday, June 26, 2015

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS!

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! And perfect timing, too, since there's nothing going on in the news that people are commenting about! First, the Honorable Mentions: Darren Grabowski: "I said my 'Selfies Throughout History' book would be hysterical, not historical!"; Lisa Lavelle: "Deleted Scene from Game of Thrones: 'Stick the Tourists with the Pointy End.'"; Jay Marsh: "After his embarrassing attempt at painting in Paris, Wombat decides to try photography."; Rick Bivins: "In Spencer's absence, Wombat videos the choreo for the VM's rendition of 'Night at the Coliseum,' an early BHS favorite."; Alan AJ Irby: "A lesser-known Neoclassical work: 'Oath of the Horatii Meets Selfie of the Wombat.'"; Matt McBrayer: "Can you hold that pose just a little longer? The flash on my iPhone didn't go off."; and Eric S. Zipp: "Wait! Wait! This will never work! We were supposed to 'draw straws,' you dummy, not swords!"
                                                                                   
And this week's timely winner (Disney parks just banned selfie sticks yesterday) is my cousin Ginger Commander Mann, her first win ever! Congratulations, Ginger!


Thanks to all who entered! NO new fake picture coming on Monday -- I'll be on vacation, and so will the Caption Contest!

Monday, June 22, 2015

CAPTION CONTEST for JUNE 26!

CAPTION CONTEST for JUNE 26! So how would you caption this picture? Comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

Friday, June 19, 2015

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS!

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! Time for your creepy, kooky, and altogether ooky captions! First, the Honorable Mentions: Lisa Lavelle: "Wombat did not know he was adopted until he found this picture of his biological family."; Larry E Collins: "Lurch has a new trademark question: 'You sang?'"; Two from Darren Grabowski: "Brad is forced to take on a second job after sending Benjamin off to Baylor." and "Whatever you do, do NOT ask him where Thing is...."; and Stupid Guest Tricks' Lasolimu: "Originally, the Addams Family was going to include a barbershop-singing lawyer. The idea was considered way too terrifying and Uncle Wombat was ultimately cut."
                                                                                   
And the winning (and insulting) caption this week comes from SGT's YANXWIN, his first win this year and third overall! Congratulations, YANXWIN!

Thanks to all who entered! New fake picture coming on Monday!

Monday, June 15, 2015

CAPTION CONTEST for JUNE 19!

CAPTION CONTEST for JUNE 19! Bit of a break from the travel theme of recent pics. So how would you caption this picture? Comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

Friday, June 12, 2015

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS!

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! Now that we’ve finished the most important event of the day -- getting son Benjamin graduated -- it's time for the second most important! First, the Honorable Mentions: Darren Grabowski: "Brad's idiot savant syndrome only comes out when he copies art."; Lynn A Ewing: "Draw me like your French landmarks, Wombat."; Alan AJ Irby: "Just another manic Monet."; Lisa Lavelle: "Wombat sadly did not get to work for Pixar, and had to settle for getting his law degree. His parents never got over the disappointment."; Jay Marsh: "Wombat learns the hard way to remember his paint-by-numbers kit on his next trip to Paris."; and Stupid Guest Tricks' PatchOBlack: "And somewhere, Bob Ross was rolling in his grave...."
                                                                                  
And our winner this week is fellow Baylor Bear Matt McBrayer, his first win this year and third overall! Congratulations and Sic 'em, Matt!

Thanks to all who entered! New fake picture coming on Monday!

Monday, June 08, 2015

CAPTION CONTEST for JUNE 12!

CAPTION CONTEST for JUNE 12! No, I haven't actually traveled to Paris - some ideas just come to me in the middle of the night. So how would you caption this picture? Comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

Friday, June 05, 2015

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS!

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! It's dragon time! First, the Honorable Mentions: Alan AJ Irby: "Little known fact that the Welsh spelling for 'Khaleesi' is actually 'W-o-m-b-a-t.'"; Doug Lewis: "Wombat seems a little smug whenever he tells everyone about his 'rescue dragon.'"; Jim Salmen: "Honey, I swear it wasn't this big when I snuck it in my luggage."; Tony Stafford: "They did actually decide to do another sequel: 'How to Train Your Wombat.'"; Larry Lozuk: "And then a young woman with long, silvery hair said, 'Hey, can you hold this while I go inside and use the bathroom?'"; Larry E Collins: "Honest, Mom, it just followed me home from Wales. Can I keep it?"; and Scott Stogius Maximus Lewis: "Wombat gently leads his wife to her first cup of coffee."

And the top caption this week is from my VM brother Lance Neill, his first win ever! Congratulations, Lance!

Thanks to all who entered! New fake picture coming on Monday!

Monday, June 01, 2015

CAPTION CONTEST for JUNE 5!

CAPTION CONTEST for JUNE 5! So how would you caption this picture? Comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!