CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! And perfect timing, too, since there's nothing going on in the news that people are commenting about! First, the Honorable Mentions: Darren Grabowski: "I said my 'Selfies Throughout History' book would be hysterical, not historical!"; Lisa Lavelle: "Deleted Scene from Game of Thrones: 'Stick the Tourists with the Pointy End.'"; Jay Marsh: "After his embarrassing attempt at painting in Paris, Wombat decides to try photography."; Rick Bivins: "In Spencer's absence, Wombat videos the choreo for the VM's rendition of 'Night at the Coliseum,' an early BHS favorite."; Alan AJ Irby: "A lesser-known Neoclassical work: 'Oath of the Horatii Meets Selfie of the Wombat.'"; Matt McBrayer: "Can you hold that pose just a little longer? The flash on my iPhone didn't go off."; and Eric S. Zipp: "Wait! Wait! This will never work! We were supposed to 'draw straws,' you dummy, not swords!"
And this week's timely winner (Disney parks just banned selfie sticks yesterday) is my cousin Ginger Commander Mann, her first win ever! Congratulations, Ginger!
Thanks to all who entered! NO new fake picture coming on Monday -- I'll be on vacation, and so will the Caption Contest!