Monday, March 30, 2015

CAPTION CONTEST for APRIL 3!

CAPTION CONTEST for APRIL 3! How would you caption this picture? Comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

Friday, March 27, 2015

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS!

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! Nice captions this week! First, the Honorable Mentions: Cory Church: "The only bracket needed is a new one to reattach the rim."; Darren Grabowski: "You just got served! Seriously, you will need to appear in court on...."; G Scott Lewis: "Like a stump turtle, the Rim Wombat isn't sure how he got up there, nor does he know what to do now."; Patrick Stayton: "Most athletes have their moment of glory before their face appears on the Wheaties box. Wombat, on the other hand…"; and Jim Salmen: "I'm sorry… I can't hear the crowd over my own awesomeness."
                                               
And this week's winner is, once again, my VM bro G Scott Lewis, his second win of 2015 and sixth overall! Congratulations, Scott!
                                                                                                                     

Thanks to all who entered! New pic coming on Monday!

Monday, March 23, 2015

CAPTION CONTEST for MARCH 23!

CAPTION CONTEST for MARCH 23! In March, there is madness. How would you caption this picture? Comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

Friday, March 20, 2015

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS!

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! Wow, did you all come through with some great captions this week! So with a wave of my magic wand: first, the Honorable Mentions: Darren Grabowski: "Before your Fairy Godmother gets started, I am here to inform you that there are a few, uh, provisos, a, a couple of quid pro quos."; Lynn A Ewing: "Sorry, honey. Due to budget cuts, you get me, the Hairy Fairy Wombat."; Don Kistler: "Um, Cinderella, be careful how you use that term 'fairy,' ok?"; Lisa Lavelle with two: "Unfortunately for Brad, the 'Prince Charming' role went to another actor." and "The retainer for your Unfair Treatment of a Domestic Employee case is $3500.00... my rate is $400.00 per hour.... Maybe you should just go find yourself a Prince to help you with this mess!"; Stupid Guest Tricks' kcberlin: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and... wait, who are you?"; and, finally, G Scott Lewis: "After midnight, the Fairy Godmother changed back to a garden variety wombat. In a dress. With a beard. And a crappy attitude."
                                               
And today's winning caption comes from first-time winner Kay Strickland Hohes, who not only is my aunt but coincidentally is also married to my uncle! Congratulations, Aunt Kay!
                                                                                                                     
Thanks to all who entered! New pic coming on Monday!

Monday, March 16, 2015

CAPTION CONTEST for MARCH 20!

CAPTION CONTEST for MARCH 20! My dear friend Lisa Lavelle requested a Cinderella-themed pic this week, though I bet she's regretting that now. How would you caption this picture? Comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

Friday, March 13, 2015

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS!

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! First, the Honorable Mentions: G Scott Lewis: "Wombat shows the world the circus equivalent of singing Baritone in a Jim Clancy arrangement."; Jack B. Westbrook: "He flies through the air with the greatest of ease - yeah, right - That singing wombat on the flying trapeze."; and SGT's Goofyernmost: "Pay close attention, Ladies and Gentleman: this is a highly scientific test to see just how far a man's arms can stretch."
                                               
And once again the top prize (disclaimer: not an actual prize) goes to Darren Grabowski, his second win of the year and 13th overall! Congratulations, Darren!

Thanks to all who entered! New pic coming on Monday!

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

CAPTION CONTEST for MARCH 13!

CAPTION CONTEST for MARCH 13! This is still Monday, isn't it? Or maybe I accidentally "sprang forward" a day instead of an hour? Sorry, I'm just hunting for an excuse for being late posting this week's photo. So how would you caption this picture? Comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

Friday, March 06, 2015

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS!

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! First, the Honorable Mentions: Darren Grabowski: "Sorry, I only see in two colors: Baylor Green and Baylor Gold."; G Scott Lewis: "Mrs. Wombat didn't care about the multi colored dress. Mrs. Wombat didn't like that Mr. Wombat brought home the blonde that modeled it."; Anthony Bartholomew: "Well honey, the good news: 50% of the Internet say you don't look fat in this dress."; Jim Salmen: "There's sumpthin’ you don't see every day: A beveled glass mirror with finely detailed woodwork and brass fittings."; and Stupid Guest Tricks' Lasolimu: "You say that the dress was black and blue when you bought it, but now it's clearly white and gold? I think you definitely have a case."
                                               
And -- it must take a fellow lawyer to think this way -- the blue ribbon this week goes to Woody Woods, his very first win! Congratulations, Woody (and Sic 'em, Bears!)!

Thanks to all who entered! New pic coming on Monday!

Monday, March 02, 2015

CAPTION CONTEST for MARCH 6!

CAPTION CONTEST for MARCH 6! You know me -- I'm always up on what the kids are talking about on the internets. How would you caption this picture? Comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!