CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! And perfect
timing, too, since there's nothing going on in the news that people are
commenting about! First, the Honorable Mentions: Darren Grabowski: "I said my 'Selfies Throughout History' book
would be hysterical, not historical!";
Lisa Lavelle: "Deleted Scene from Game
of Thrones: 'Stick the Tourists with the Pointy End.'"; Jay Marsh: "After his embarrassing
attempt at painting in Paris, Wombat decides to try photography."; Rick Bivins: "In Spencer's
absence, Wombat videos the choreo for the VM's rendition of 'Night at the
Coliseum,' an early BHS favorite.";
Alan AJ Irby: "A lesser-known Neoclassical work: 'Oath of the Horatii
Meets Selfie of the Wombat.'"; Matt
McBrayer: "Can you hold that pose just a little longer? The flash on
my iPhone didn't go off."; and Eric
S. Zipp: "Wait! Wait! This will never work! We were supposed to 'draw
straws,' you dummy, not swords!"
And
this week's timely winner (Disney parks just banned selfie sticks yesterday) is
my cousin Ginger Commander Mann, her
first win ever! Congratulations, Ginger!
Thanks to all
who entered! NO new fake picture coming on Monday -- I'll be on vacation, and
so will the Caption Contest!