CAPTION CONTEST for JANUARY 1!

CAPTION CONTEST for JANUARY 1! As the weekly Wombat Caption Contest prepares to ride off into the sunset, here's a final picture of me, about to ride off into the sunset. So, how would you caption this picture? Comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize, just the glory of winning!

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS!

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! Now that all the present-opening, family-visiting, and Christmas feasting is over, it’s time for important event of the day! First, the Honorable Mentions: Alan AJ Irby: "…and soooo I'm offering this simple phrase... to kids from one to ninety-two..."; Lyn Robbins: "If you have been wondering about the ass in the stable in those Christmas carols…"; Caitlin Pickett Barrick: "Move aside, kids! I'm a gold medalist... Let me show you how it's done!"; Jay Marsh: "Having lost his bet on the Aggie-Baylor basketball game, Wombat has to sing in the annual Junior Sweet Adelines Christmas show."; Tim Bird: "The cattle are lowing, the baby awakes, 'Cause giant boy Wombat, what a foul stench he makes!!"; Steven Jones: "Remedial baritone class."; and Darren Grabowski: "Brad: '...and in Episode 5, we learn that Darth Vader is Luke's father! Now in Episode 7, we learn...' Kids: 'Noooooooooooo!'"

And in addition to his Honorable Mention above, my Vocal Majority brother Jay Marsh supplies this week's winning caption! Congratulations, Jay, on your second win this year and third overall!

Thanks to all who entered! Monday will bring the final pic of 2015, the final regular weekly pic of the Wombat Caption Contest!

CAPTION CONTEST for DECEMBER 25!

CAPTION CONTEST for DECEMBER 25! It's the penultimate weekly Caption Contest pic! So, how would you caption this picture? Comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize, just the glory of winning!

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS!

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! Lots of funny this week! First, the Honorable Mentions: Stupid Guest Tricks' Zazu: "Now, imagine that you had a tort claim against every single person who owns a chimney..."; SGT's YANXWIN: "Under the guise of 'showing Santa the city,' Wombat pushes Santa off the roof, thus becoming the new 'Singing Santa'!"; Lion King references from Lisa Lavelle: "And see that Dark, Shadowy Place? That is Hollywood... you must never go there!"; and Anthony Bartholomew: "Everything the snow touches is our kingdom."; Jay Marsh: "As Wombat describes the benefit of his legal counsel, Santa considers jumping off the roof."; and a special Honorable Mention to Joel Bezaire, because this exact Monty Python and the Holy Grail dialogue was running through my head when I created this picture: "One day, lad, all this will be yours..." "What, the curtains?" "No, not the curtains!"

And this week's winner is one of the rare people I know who is both from California and relatively normal, Lisa Lavelle! Congratulations, Lisa, on your first win this year and third overall!

Thanks to all who entered! New fake picture coming on Monday!

CAPTION CONTEST for DECEMBER 18!

CAPTION CONTEST for DECEMBER 18! (Two more left to go!) How would you caption this picture? Comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize, just the glory of winning!

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! Lots of funny this week! First, the Honorable Mentions: Woody Woods: "They say TV adds 10 pounds. Few know that the stage cuts your weight in half!"; Alan AJ Irby: "Unfortunately, in the editing of Charles Dickens' final draft, 'Winsome Wombat' did not read as well as 'Tiny Tim', and history was forever changed…"; Paul Burton: "God bless us, every Wom-bat!"; Don Kistler: "The change from 'Bah, Humbug' to 'Bah, Wombat' was an easy one."; Jay Marsh: "Mistaking him for a fourth spirit, Scrooge quickly grabbed the Ghost of Wombat Yet to Come & threw him into the orchestra pit."; and Darren Grabowski: "Opening night for the off-Avenue B production of 'Put That Thing Back Where You Found It Or so Help Me!' was a huge success!"

                                                                                                                               

And the top caption this week -- the first win this year and third overall -- comes from SGT's PatchOBlack! Congratulations, Patchy!

Thanks to all who entered! New fake picture coming on Monday!

CAPTION CONTEST for DECEMBER 11!

CAPTION CONTEST for DECEMBER 11! How would you caption this picture? Comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize, just the glory of winning!

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS!

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! First, the Honorable Mentions: Lynn A Ewing: "Yeah, I'm gonna need to see the receipts for everything and any insurance policies you took out. Little Timmy says one of your wooden dump trucks hurt him and his parents are suing."; Alan AJ Irby: "After being left off the team last year, Blitzen left a different kind of gift in Santa's bag."; Dan Bell: "Look!! It's Jimmy Hoffa."; and Larry E Collins: "Just because some guy ASKED for a VM 1st place gold medal for Christmas DOESN'T mean you can give him one! He has to EARN it!"

                                                                          

And this week’s winner – for the seventh time this year and eighteenth overall - is Darren Grabowski! Congratulations, Darren!

Thanks to all who entered! New fake picture coming on Monday!