It's bound to happen...

"When Frank Underwood needs help running the country, his sisters and their wacky friend move into the White House to lend a hand. John Stamos guest stars."

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS!

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! Lots of great entries, including several with the theme of "having a screw loose" -- which, you will not be surprised to learn, has been medically verified. (Following the surgical rebuilding of my right ankle in 2008, the final x-ray showed one of the screws had not held!) So first, your Honorable Mentions: two (again) from Scott Stogius Maximus Lewis: "The leftover parts after construction were even scarier." and "Much to IKEA's chagrin, Wömmbåt performed as designed."; Fredrik Borgström: "Varning! Om du som killen till höger inte får ner händerna i fickorna, kan det bero på att du har tummen mitt i handen och kanske skall be någon om monteringshjälp." (Note: even after clicking Facebook's "See Translation" link, I'm still not totally sure what this means -- but how could I pass up a caption entry in Swedish this week???); Jay Marsh: "These tools required to construct this tool."; Lisa Lavelle: "Build a Lawyer! (Morals available for an Additional Fee.)"; and Chase Gooding: "Not to scale."

And this week's top caption comes from perennial winner Darren Grabowski, his nineteenth win! Congratulations, Darren!

Thanks to all who entered! New pic coming… someday!

CAPTION CONTEST for FEBRUARY 19!

CAPTION CONTEST for FEBRUARY 19! Time for some IKEA build-it-yourself instructions! So, how would you caption this picture? Comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize, just the glory of winning!

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS!

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! I had a tough time choosing just one winner this week -- none of you were funny! (Kidding, kidding…) First, the Honorable Mentions: two from Scott Stogius Maximus Lewis: "With these 3-D glasses, it's almost as if you can SEE the stench." and "In Russia, you no watch movie.... movie watch YOU!"; Alan AJ Irby: "The 21^st-century reboot of Mystery Science Theater 3000 was confusing for all involved."; Lisa Lavelle: "The Surgeon General's new "Eat Healthy At The Movies" campaign takes terror tactics to a new level."; Ginger Commander Mann: "No, look again! That shirt is white with gold stripes."; Jim Salmen: "A&E's new reality show: Keeping Up with the Wombats, now in 3-D."; Darren Grabowski: "Caption contest? Hollywood really is out of ideas!"; and StupidGuest Tricks' Goofyernmost: "No doubt about it... He looks much better without the 3-D glasses.'"

And the winner is… Jim Salmen, his fourth win! Congratulations, Jim!

Thanks to all who entered! New pic coming… someday!

CAPTION CONTEST for FEBRUARY 5!

CAPTION CONTEST for FEBRUARY 5! As threatened, just because I'm not posting a new pic weekly doesn't mean I've gone away. (Sorry!) So, how would you caption this picture? Comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize, just the glory of winning!