CAPTION CONTEST, Week 40 – The
Amazing Race is back! So… why am I in it? Who is my partner? WHERE is my
partner? What am I pointing at? What is wrong with me that I spend so much time
doctoring these pictures? You provide
the caption -- comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday.
(As always, no prizes, other than the glory/infamy of being chosen.)
Monday, September 30, 2013
Friday, September 27, 2013
Week 39 winner!
Wow, lots of funny this week, including a few groaners
about my “missing the point,” but this is your winning caption –
congratulations first-time winner Matt
McBrayer!!
This week’s Honorable Mentions: David Wilmoth: “Seurat's famous ‘Sunday Afternoon Disturbed by Brad
and his 80's Playlist’”; Chase Gooding:
“As Brad rewound his latest learning track, the adverse effects rippled
throughout history.”; Jared Holt: “Rule
Six of the Barbershop Harmony Society Code of Ethics, ‘We shall refrain from
forcing our songs upon unsympathetic ears,’ had no bearing on Brad.”; and StupidGuest Tricks’ hhsrat: "Brad,
lacking tophat, monocle, and handlebar mustache, or even any part of the
trifecta, realizes that he doesn't quite fit in.”
Thanks to
all who entered! New picture coming Monday!
Monday, September 23, 2013
Caption contest for Sept. 27!
CAPTION CONTEST, Week 39 -- Hey, I'm in a painting this week! How would YOU caption this picture? Comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. (As always, no prizes, other than the glory/infamy of being chosen.)
Friday, September 20, 2013
Week 38 winner!
Annnnnd… Scott
Collier takes the prize this week! (Nope, still no prize.) Although I have
to say, I wasn’t sure if his words were meant to be an official caption entry,
or if he personally was saying this to me. Either way, congratulations, Scott!
This week’s Honorable Mentions: Stupid Guest Tricks’ Zazu:
"You can't win by default by
barring the other contestants with a restraining order!"; CS-Gail Randall: “Brad, usually the 'Hokey-Pokey" isn't
considered a dance style. Nice try, though!”; Alan AJ Irby: “The new breakout show from the creators of Dancing With
The Stars and Breaking Bad: Dancing Bad.”; and Larry Lozuk: “Hey - didn't you used to be Jennifer Gray before you
got that nose job?”
Thanks to
all who entered! New picture coming Monday!
Monday, September 16, 2013
Caption contest for Sept. 20!
CAPTION CONTEST, Week 38 -- So, Dancing With The Stars' new season starts tonight... How would YOU caption this picture? Comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. (As always, no prizes, other than the glory/infamy of being chosen.)
Friday, September 13, 2013
Week 37 winner!
Another first-time winner this week, a wonderful friend
from our years in Beaumont: Christy
Davis! Congratulations, Christy!
It’s an all StupidGuestTricks.com Honorable Mention crew
this week! Big Wallaby: "Glinda
was sick, so the union had sent Brad, the Good Wombat of the Northeast Quadrant
of the Northwest Quadrant of the Northeast Quadrant of the Southwest Quadrant
of the Southwest Quadrant of Section 17 of Township 7 North, Range 1 West of
Oz."; Zazu: “I'm from the
Immigration and Inter-Dimensional Transfer Administration of Oz. May I please
see your green card?”; hobie16: “Where
am I? Who are you? Isn't this the sequel to ‘Bubble Boy’?”; and hhsrat: “Do you have a permit for your
concealed canine?”
Thanks to
all who entered! New picture coming Monday!
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Thoughts on Les Misérables
No, not the movie(s) or the musical; the book. In the past
few years I’ve been taking advantage of the many free, classic books available
for Kindle, and Les Misérables is my
latest conquest. It’s taken me several months, during which time I took breaks
and read other wonderful novels, but I’ve finally finished this epic and moving
story.
Actually, to call Les
Misérables “epic” is an understatement. In addition to the decades-spanning
story, which on the screen takes hours to tell even in abbreviated form,
the
book takes no shortcuts in setting up each location, each theme, each
character. For example, the Bishop of Digne, who has a pivotal but brief scene
early in the movie adaptations, is the primary figure in the first ten percent
of the book, long before Jean Valjean appears. There are multiple chapters on
the Battle of Waterloo – which does not figure in the main storyline, but helps
to establish the backstory of a few characters. Before Jean Valjean hides in a
convent, we are treated to a lengthy discourse on the history and philosophy of
French nunneries. Before he carries Marius through the sewers of Paris, there
are whole chapters on the history and, yes, even the philosophy behind those
sewers.
And yet it is almost all fascinating reading. (By contrast, Moby Dick’s many retreats into the
history of whaling left me snoozing.) We share the trials and triumphs of each
character, from the mundane events of everyday life to the upheavals of the
times in which they lived. Still, it becomes clear that none of the
multiplicity of characters, from the saintly but human Bishop or the villainous
Thenardier, nor even the “main” character of Valjean, is the true subject of
the story. Les Misérables is a story
of Providence, of the hand of God in each life’s events – from the ordinary to
the dramatic.
As a follower of Jesus, I was particularly drawn to the interplay
between Inspector Javert and Jean Valjean, as it is a pure conflict between Law
and Grace. Valjean, a criminal who broke parole, is in the eyes of the law
deserving of being returned to prison labor in the galleys, and Javert cannot
see him otherwise. Yet Valjean broke his parole by starting a new life – by leaving
his criminal past behind him and turning to good. The hand of Providence, first
extended to him by the Bishop of Digne, has by grace provided for him a
redeemed life, even though the law demands his punishment.
There is an early footnote concerning Valjean’s family history,
almost a throwaway “factoid,” but it made the novel an order of magnitude more
powerful to me. The footnote explains that Jean Valjean was named for his
father, and “Valjean” was likely not
a family name. Instead, it probably began as a nickname – the father’s name was
Jean, and “Valjean” was a shortened form of “voilà Jean” – here’s Jean.” And “Jean”
– John – is as common a name in France as here.
So Jean Valjean, the man enslaved by his sin, but then
redeemed by Providence and set free to live a better life, is “John – here’s John.”
He’s everyman. He’s you and me. Les Misérables
is a story of God and us.
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