Caption contest for October 11!

CAPTION CONTEST, Week 41 – So the great State Fair of Texas is underway with a new Big Tex, after last year's tried to join the "best barbecue" contest. How would you caption this picture? Comment below! The same pic will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. As always, no prizes, other than the glory/infamy of being chosen. (Thanks to Donna Wilmoth for the idea for this week's photo!)