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CONTEST RESULTS! Lots of funny entries this week -- though I admit to being
surprised that there was only one "cereal/serial killer" reference,
which is kind of the facial expression I was going for! First, the Honorable
Mentions: Bob Littlepage: "Kicking
off a week celebrating great anti-athletes."; Jim Salmen: "Breakfast… now the scariest meal of the day.";
Lisa Lavelle: "In a new 'Watch
Your Carbs' campaign, Wheaties has added a new and intimidating spokesmodel.";
two from Darren Grabowski: "When
Brad told his kids he was watching, always watching... he wasn't kidding."
and "The look on your face when the flakes are not frosted and there is a
lack of marshmallows in your breakfast cereal."; Alan AJ Irby: "Bruce Jenner - no longer the most disturbing
box cover subject for Wheaties."; Woody
Woods: "Brad was very adamant at the photo shoot that he would NOT
reappear in 40 years as 'Ms. Wombat.'"; and Stupid Guest Tricks' Zazu: "When General Mills found
there were no athletes available for Wheaties boxes who weren't tainted by rumors
of drug use, they got desperate."
And this week's winning entry comes, appropriately enough, from my
Vocal Majority brother G Scott Lewis,
his fifth win and first of 2015! Congratulations, Scott!
Thanks to all who entered! New pic coming on Monday!