CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! Wow... for a picture that seemed to give a
lot of you nightmares, there were a ton of funny captions to choose from -- and
two of you scored multiple hits! First, the Honorable Mentions: Don Kistler: "My chest is no less
fake than anyone else's on this stage!"; Trent Blackley: "Even after forgetting his bustier, Wombat
courageously continued the show. The Porter Wagoner jacket would have to do.";
Bill Carleton: "Just one example
of a dream Bill Carleton has when he accidentally takes his daughter's sleep
medication."; two Honorable Mentions to Scott Stogius Maximus Lewis: "Wombat auditions for the new Jim
Clancy arrangement of 'Old Man Riverdance'";
and "'Wombat Fit the Battle of
Jericho' was never a crowd hit, despite Wombat's best efforts and dancing
prowess."; and three Honorable
Mentions to Jay Marsh: "Wombat
realizes why the hands are always in the hips as he desperately tries to hold
up his pants."; "If they only had a dress in his size, Wombat's fantasy
would have been realized." and "Just before he passed out, Wombat
tried to remember the moment Fred double dared him, and why he accepted."
And as if two
Honorable Mentions weren't enough, this week's winning caption comes from Scott Stogius Maximus Lewis! (Have I
mentioned you can enter as many times as you like?) Congratulations, Scott, on
your third win this year and seventh overall!
Thanks to all who
entered! New fake picture coming on Monday!
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