Caption Contest for Jan. 11

CAPTION CONTEST, Week 2! I've inserted myself into another doctored photograph -- now YOU supply the caption in the comments. The same pic will show on both Facebook and at The World of Wombat (http://theworldofwombat.blogspot.com/). I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. (As always, no prizes, other than the glory/infamy of being chosen, sorry.)