Caption Contest for Jan. 4

CAPTION CONTEST! I'm trying something different this year, borrowing heavily from (read "stealing") a concept my friend Rob 'Diesel' Kroese used to feature on his late lamented website Mattress Police, before he went off and became a celebrated author. Each Monday or Tuesday I'll insert myself into a doctored photograph, and YOU supply the caption in the comments. The same pic will show on both Facebook and here at The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. (No prizes, other than the glory/infamy of being chosen, sorry.)

Here's the first entry -- fire away!