Congratulations C. Martin Taylor! Put away all those VM gold medals -- now you can forever claim to be the first winner of the Wombat caption contest!
Honorable mentions: Rob Kroese ("Epcot Center is like the Tardis. Bigger on the inside."), Carl Axelson ("How many triangles do you count?") and Darrell Commander ("You know, technically, John, it's more of a New Year's Eve Polyhedron.")