Congratulations to this week’s Caption Contest winner Jack Westbrook “Don't let go, Regis, I'm falling off this chair!” I can totally see that happening to me.
Honorable Mentions: Both Darren Grabowski: “My preciousss!” (a bit of a non sequitur, but perfectly matched the expression) and Carl Axelson (“Answer: A. The Vocal Majority Chorus, Regis. Final Answer.” Now wheres my $1M, Carl???).