DOUBLE CAPTION CONTEST for MAY 29!

CAPTION CONTEST - two pictures! - for MAY 29! I might have subtly mentioned that I'll be traveling this week... Rather than cancel the contest, I'll just give you two pics and two weeks to think about them! So how would you caption these pictures? Comment below! The same pics will show here and on Facebook. I'll repost the pics with my favorite captions on Friday, May 29. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!