CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! Wow... for a picture that seemed to give a lot of you nightmares, there were a ton of funny captions to choose from -- and two of you scored multiple hits! First, the Honorable Mentions: Don Kistler: "My chest is no less fake than anyone else's on this stage!"; Trent Blackley: "Even after forgetting his bustier, Wombat courageously continued the show. The Porter Wagoner jacket would have to do."; Bill Carleton: "Just one example of a dream Bill Carleton has when he accidentally takes his daughter's sleep medication."; two Honorable Mentions to Scott Stogius Maximus Lewis: "Wombat auditions for the new Jim Clancy arrangement of 'Old Man Riverdance'"; and "'Wombat Fit the Battle of Jericho' was never a crowd hit, despite Wombat's best efforts and dancing prowess."; and three Honorable Mentions to Jay Marsh: "Wombat realizes why the hands are always in the hips as he desperately tries to hold up his pants."; "If they only had a dress in his size, Wombat's fantasy would have been realized." and "Just before he passed out, Wombat tried to remember the moment Fred double dared him, and why he accepted."
And as if two Honorable Mentions weren't enough, this week's winning caption comes from Scott Stogius Maximus Lewis! (Have I mentioned you can enter as many times as you like?) Congratulations, Scott, on your third win this year and seventh overall!
Thanks to all who entered! New fake picture coming on Monday!